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This glowing storage tank fits neatly on your desk, conveniently holding pens, pencils, weed, uranium, plutonium, or small amounts of radioactive graphite and other keepsakes. The glowing light is powered by an included battery-powered LED tea light with ~100 hours of half life. Built of sturdy aluminum, this metal storage tank has a swivel lid with a magnetic latch when shut. This product is commonly described as "not great, not terrible."

Watch video for scale and magnetic lid action. See photos for final graphics with branding from the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant. LED can be switched off when not in use.